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Anger Management

by Shawn Malloy

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1.
I started thinking about what Bill Gates said About the world being overpopulated I started thinking about the rapists, cannibals, and theives Willfully ignorant slobs, and man made disease Then I asked who will save the planet, our beloved mother Earth? Maybe we'll start when shitty people stop giving birth Everyone deserves to die I believe in genocide If we were less destructive, I'd say we that could stay alive But we are not, so we should probably just die We use non biodegradable cosmetics Turn chickens into McNuggets as we alter their genetics For what? To suck up resources, with no mind for divine wisdom? We're too pre occupied with Jersey shore, and fake terrorism on our televisions We have electric cars but still choose emissions to fund wars on religion I hope all these NFL dog fighting champs are the first ones in line to get gassed at the FEMA camps Everyone deserves to die You should consider suicide If we were much more conscious, our society would thrive But it does not, so we should all just fucking die Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth I have a cavity that's better than you Look what we've done to this beautiful planet We're poaching chinchilla fur, cuz rich hos demand it I'm down with the final solution Biblical end times with Mayan conclusions Stock up on supplies and pray for your souls Say goodbye to your vain selfish goals Everyone deserves to die Why are only canines euthanized? Love is the force that helps a species survive But we have none, so we should all die
2.
Some days I want to murder civillians But she's always there to remind me of prison I don't need anger management because she is one that helps me take a deep breath Whenever things aren't going so great She finds the words to make it a better day Some days when my rage has manifested She is my savior, she keeps me from getting arrested I want to thank her for the times she saves me From chokeslamming old ladies and curbstomping babies Whenever things aren't going so great She finds the words to make it a better day There is no other way to say Having her around makes everything ok Most guys wish they had a chick like this one Not the psycho ones that you just want to punch, make their mascara run, shoot them with a gun I do more than tolerate her I sing a song and I serenade her I like our in depth conversations I like the way we mash potaters Everything's ok...
3.
I'm notorious for saying things that are verbally torturous Some folks don't have the skin To repel the glare of my sarcastic grin I get in trouble for the things I say You can't get past it, though it's been 3 years this may No repairs of historic affairs That's just the way am Sometimes I don't give a damn I'm a fighter. I'm not a lover. So what? I said those things about your mother. I can't believe. I can't believe You'd still hold it against me Sticks and stones will break your bones But my words will make you cry when you're all alone I never offer an apology Cruelty is just in a cancer's astrology Kind of odd to hold a grudge Just because I called you a dumb slut Trust me, I would never hit a lady But I probably slap a bitch if that bitch started acting crazy
4.
There's the face, it doesn't lie But every coin has another side It's right in front of you, it's not cryptic You just gotta take the time to flip it But they won't see it as an opportunity Being shunned away is nothing new to me But I know I just gotta be patient What do these stuck up hos got against Asians? You don't have to take my hand, you just gotta take chance There's a side that no knows of I am an abridged story I keep it locked, I don't let it out Not til you get to know me There's a devil sitting next to my neck He's there to keep the other devil sittin there in check I'm not sure about the angels whereabouts He's probably somewhere on the inside looking out If he is he sees the beauty in your heart He sees you as a classic work of art There's something special in everyone of us Just like in a tiny little schoolbus So don't let Jesus take the wheel, it's up to you to show me how you feel There's a side that no knows of I am an abridged story I keep it locked, I don't let it out Not til you get to know me It's not that I'm afraid Of what the people have to say But I just wanna hold out for someone to get to know me There's lots of people that don't even know me Before they hear me out, they disown me I'm not lonely, I got my homies and a woman that's lovely, If you judge me, then blow me
5.
There is no fraternity Lost sense of comradery Forgotten ways of tribes Replaced by leading separate lives Proclamation Of a nation Is Lamens terms for segregation Disharmonious Mutiny Against the truth of our Unity I believe it's our petty beliefs That govern company we keep On the eve of destruction There is chaos in our hearts No room for forgiveness The more that people grow apart Brotherhood now privacy Among secret societies Not in the cities, or on the streets No one can spare a bite to eat For a friend Or for a neighbor Just displays of anti social behavior Don't talk to strangers They may be rapists They're homophobic They may be racist Led as pawns by kings and bishops We buy into left-right politics On the eve of destruction There is chaos in our hearts No room for forgiveness The more that people grow apart Judmental reservations Supplement lack of patience Embrace this dissonance We're all just hatred instruments Wage slaves are caged slaves who's labor is warfare Dark age days are in play The product is despair Remain this dissonant and we're all dead
6.
Obstinance and compromise Somehow never see eye to eye How can I feel so out of place When I'm always standing in your way We crowd each others space, but we're still both alone Funny how things work in the end but sometimes they don't I know I'm never gonna see things your way So I won't try to make you stay I try to still be here, but I'm already gone I'm not making progress but I'm always moving on All of a sudden we happened, I'm saddened That things got so stagnant, Now we're speaking in static So cold and distant Seemingly Satisfaction resistant I'll push you until you fall To see any emotion from you at all I know you'll never see things my way There's nothing that I can say I try to still be here, but I'm already gone I'm not making progress but I'm always moving on Maybe we wouldn't be here just because If only we still had faith in us Saying the same thing at the same time is no communication Feelings get lost in translation I know there's no turning back now (There's no turning back) But I won't let you see me breakdown (I won't let you see me that way) We're so tired of shifting the blame (So tired of taking this fall) But we keep playing these stupid games (So done with these games) (So tired, so tired of being to blame, so tired of these stupid games) I know we'll never see things that way I try to still be here, but I'm already gone I'm not making progress but I'm always moving on Maybe we wouldn't be here just because If only we still had faith in us
7.
The Rhythm 03:02
I'm not the kind of guy you'd see on the cover of a magazine I'm not the kind of personality that can captivate you on the movie screen I'm just kind of a geek but when I meet the fly hunnies I start talking sweet Hoping maybe they can see past my lack of style and my crooked teeth I'm not too nice and I'm not too pretty But I got enough rock and roll to build this city If you wait I'll show that I, I can keep the rhythm rockin all the time I'm not your typical kinda guy but I can keep the rhythm moving all the time I don't have a lot of piercings, and sik tribal tattoos (brah) I don't ice up my wrist and my neck like those famous rappers do (what?) I don't own a black studded belt that holds up my designer women's jeans (I'm totally vain) I don't have that awesome haircut like all the other guys in the scene (Mosh!) I ain't your flavor of the week The only thing I can be is me If you wait I'll show that I, I can keep the rhythm rockin all the time I'm not your typical kinda guy but I can keep the rhythm, yes I can keep the rhythm oh Most girls don't think that I'm for real They only care about the way the music makes em feel I am not a model of men I understand we can only be friends
8.
I'm not a very good tax slave Don't have much in my 401k I don't like to work all day long I like to lay around and pet the dog At work I can't drink my whisky My family misses me Don't care to win that bread Just to repay the federal debt Don't make me work today I want to stay at home and play video games, and not get dressed Pour the tater chips right on my chest Don't ask how I'll survive Don't need no cash to stay alive I'll just hang out with the homeless guys I don't mind holding a sign Some people live the American dream Go to college when they turn 18 Get a masters degree, pursue a career Shiny cars to drive, fancy suits to wear But that just isn't my calling I get my thrills off constantly falling Off the wagon, it's more exciting Living every day like I'm dying Don't make me work today I want to stay at home and play video games, and not get dressed Pour the tater chips right on my chest Don't put your values on me To sustain a collapsing economy Burn you Dolce. Burn your Gabana Feed you kids to a school of pirhanas I am the death of the American dream Not caring for worthless paper green I'm calling in sick, I'm calling in sick I'm sick of all you mindless hypocrites Don't make me work today I want to stay at home and play video games, and not get dressed Pour the tater chips right on my chest Capitalist consumption Overgrown and disgusting Don't need benefits and tax deductions born with nothing, I'll die with nothing
9.
I used to have a knack for invention Until it was used for evil intention This child of mine we tried to clone Back at the old Technodrome Killed by rapidly overgrown Mutants who live underground No one believes that they exist My claims of them have been dismissed Because of the story that I tell I've been locked up inside a cell But soon the one who knows of them will break me out Now that I have lost my mind I'm giving my body to the fly With my trans-mutation gun I'm taking revenge on everyone If I aid the one who set me free I can access the power of the three fragments of the artifact and destroy the mutants that carjacked my van while I was in prison Before I got sent to another dimension By someone who I thought was my homie Instead I was discarded by one of his kronies After the disintegrator I found out who was the traitor Now that I have lost my mind Given my body to the fly With my trans-mutation gun I'm taking revenge on everyone I still haven't lost the fight I'm just getting started cuz I've taken flight You can't kill me and I'll tell you why Cartoon bad guys never die Being invisible in the room Makes me superior to Jeff Goldblum I'll realign molecules again When the lightning strikes you're all so dead They will fall into my trap when I kidnap the bimbo I've been plotting this since the beginning of my interdimensional limbo
10.
Oh high school drama queens Always trying to make a scene Miserable human beings The kitchen's where you need to clean Ever since the women's rights They started picking stupid fights And spending hours on their appearance Instead of being responsible parents So let the government take care of the children Get lots of credit cards, that way you can still spend We wish you were a little bit brighter So tie that noose just a little bit tighter You try so hard to suffocate you unfortunately suck at it You cry and wail but you try and fail until you're crying out for air You are Miss independent Promiscuous drug addicted aids infected Going through life without a clue Because your mother was just like you You post your rants on the internet FML! FML! til you break a sweat aquaintances reply with sympathy Pity party, poor me, cry me a symphony You sit around all day on the sofa Read all the books recommended by Oprah Get smashed on 2 Mike's Hard Lemonades And drive your car through the doors of the abortion place You try so hard to suffocate you unfortunately suck at it You cry and wail but you try and fail until you're crying out for air I'm tired of your "suicides." They're just a cry for attention. I thought by now you'd learn your lesson. Swallowing pills won't make it happen. What happened to the cooks and nurses? Women who walked with a purpose? There's no more Joan Of Arc Just stupid bitches that moan and bark
11.
Is there anybody out there with operational faculties? Still free of denominations, not swayed by dualities? If it's a war you want, it's a war you got When you give away your free thought You blame the environment you were raised in Quite the effective indoctrination Train your killing machines in the name of pride Stain your hands with the blood of a little child Now is there anybody out there not representing geography? Not a pawn in a lifelong contract for an obsolete ideology? They produce synthetic enemies So you trade your sovereignty for security Every time you fail to recognize a whole You give away a piece of your soul Train your killing machines in the name of pride Stain your hands with the blood of a little child Keep your ribbon magnets, keep your precious lies Heros wrapped in flags aren't murderers disguised Nurture you ego drive And keep your fear alive
12.
And I still hang on to Every word that's said Every promise ending in someones regret I'm a treasure trove of lies and negative sentiments Full of bullet holes and knives Quite the easy target It's a fetish, I caress these hauntings Hopeless devotion to the skeletons in my closet I like to think that all of time is water With every raindrop, all will be forgotten Not as fragile as you'd think I bury all of it so deep Toughened by the threefold stings I kept the karma receipts Masochistic masturbatory items to get rid of Useless trinkets of a recovering nostalgia victim I like to think that all of time is water With every raindrop, all will be forgotten I built an ocean off of years of pain It's time to send my project down the drain It hurts so good, It hurts so good At first I never thought it could I'd pray for rain to wash it away But it made me who I am today I like to think that all of time is water With every raindrop, all will be forgotten I built an ocean off of years of pain But it's time to send my project down the drain
13.
Hazy drive In a poison mood Sunset of blue Sky sets an attitude Map of circles, Take me home Hypnotic spirals make me drone Leave this town Turn the car around Tiny buzz in the afternoon Tainted blood Precede the moon Strangers approach me Firearms aim closely Take another breath Nevermind the stench Leave this town Turn the car around No comfort zone (Take me to a place I know) Take me home (Take me home Take me home) Familiar territories Anxiety tells stories
14.
Born distracted Dying high and plastered A generation of spirtual voids Life is candy for the good girls and boys Sweet sweet sugar coated Reality of ego bloating I keep spending all my money I keep wasting my time Every second is redundant With every minute that goes by We get addicted to the thrill Of dodging oncoming buzzkills 99% peasants Trapped in cyclic obsolescence Oversensitize the pallet Until it hardens to a callous I keep spending all my money I keep wasting my time Every second is redundant With every minute that goes by I keep living on a prayer I keep wishing on a star That maybe someday will be better I don't like living in my car We've been so over stimulated Too much time gone by to erase it Zombie shoppers feed the corporations Human sacrifice to the monster we created Delusions of grandeur Keep the children in pampers

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An album that serves as a blunt and sarcastic rhetoric making light of one's darkness.

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released May 10, 2011

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