Name: Billie Christmish - Fat Guy
Duration: P00H03M13S
Description: Holiday parody of "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish

Billie Christmish - Fat Guy

by Ba Humbug

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Holiday parody of "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish

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White beard, red shirt, that is my clothes
Kiss your mom under mistletoe
Creeping around inside your home
But I’m not a criminal
Presents coming down the chimney flue
Don’t say thank you for what I do
Milk and cookies, I think will do
My name? Kris Kringle

So you’ve been a bad boy
You ain’t gonna get toys
I’m a “make a list” guy
Always checking it twice
I’m a mommy kisser type
Make your daddy mad type
Work one night a year type
Why’s your chimney so tight?
Cuz I’m the fat guy, ho!

I’m from some place that’s very cold
I come all the way from the North Pole
Just to stuff stockings full of coal
If you dis Rudolph’s nose
I bring all 8 reindeer along
With me, While I drive and drink egg nog
My sleigh is faster than you’d know
Especially in the snow

I am old Kris Kringle
I make your bells jingle
AKA St. Nicholas
Wishes are my business
Wishing merry Christmas
Giving Mommy kisses
Leaving bad kids giftless
Fighting off the Grinches
Cuz I’m the fat guy, HO!

I make Mrs. Claus Mad
With all the egg nog I’ve had
And I drive home in snow
She said scared for me
I mean, it’s Christmas Eve,
Watch for the police when I’m driving my sleigh home

I’m the fat guy. Ho! (x2)

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released December 5, 2019
Music by:
Billie Eilish O'Connell
Finneas O'Connell

Lyrics by:
Ba Humbug

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